sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 
machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 

machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 

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Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

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thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

(Source: onvavoiir)

doctorwhoweeoo:

The subtlety is strong with these two

alexdammit:

thepurpleeyedone:

You forgot the best one.


If this one isn’t in the runnings, I’m giving up

alexdammit:

thepurpleeyedone:

You forgot the best one.


If this one isn’t in the runnings, I’m giving up

alexdammit:

thepurpleeyedone:

You forgot the best one.


If this one isn’t in the runnings, I’m giving up

alexdammit:

thepurpleeyedone:

You forgot the best one.

If this one isn’t in the runnings, I’m giving up

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ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

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